You can always tell the Americanized Asian Female: loud, obnoxious, over-compensating, over-bearing, overly gregarious, has the over-burning desire to fit into white American culture while simultaneously shunning anything Asian about her (including her alienage), etc…

As soon as they open their mouths I can predict their dating preferences; mentally, I then show them my “talk to the hand, cuz the face ain’t listening” gesture. I am like, “get the hell outta my face, you Asian Male Hater – go watch the Joy Luck Club again.” I then have to laugh at them and roll my eyes, like what you would to your annoying kid sister when she does something ridiculous. Give her a hug and then push her away.

You can always tell the Americanized Asian Female: loud, obnoxious, over-compensating, over-bearing, overly gregarious, has the over-burning desire to fit into white American culture while simultaneously shunning anything Asian about her (including her alienage), etc…

As soon as they open their mouths I can predict their dating preferences; mentally, I then show them my “talk to the hand, cuz the face ain’t listening” gesture. I am like, “get the hell outta my face, you Asian Male Hater – go watch the Joy Luck Club again.” I then have to laugh at them and roll my eyes, like what you would to your annoying kid sister when she does something ridiculous. Give her a hug and then push her away.