One of the lovely things about Facebook is finding random groups of people who have common interests about the most bizarre things.
For instance, there’s a group like this one: I survived a relationship with a Vietnamese/Korean Girl
A support group for those who are/have been in a relationship with a Vietnamese/Korean girl, who are known to be traditionally the most violent of all Asian women.
You are invited to share horror stories, offer support and advice to others.
“I remember I was visiting a Vietnamese ex girlfriend once cause I wanted to get my XBox controller back. She wanted me to stay for just 15 minutes, but I told her politely I had a schedule to keep. When she met me outside, she threw the XBox controller at my head with the accuracy of a shuriken throwing ninja. The relationship ended by the time I had regained consciousness.”
My very own true story.
They are like cigarettes. You know they’re bad for you, but you can’t say no.
Vietnamese/Korean girls are more than welcome to join, and share their stories of how they have made others suffer.
One of their seductive charms, is their food. Be it Bibim Bap, or Pho, their pleasant food is damn delicious. Then when you catch the itis, they attack. With either the raping, or the violence. Sometimes, both.
Remember, I just cut and paste the above. I do not endorse anything written above.
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yoshi wrote:
I went out with a korean girl, and she was puffy hearts all the time. She still is! I don’t believe in this stereotype. And I know oh so many korean girls. Most of my friends are korean. I think the ones you really need to watch out for the half japanese girls!
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:45 am | Permalink
Rachel wrote:
Huh?
I’m betting it’s more pissed off girlfriends behaving pissed off than anything related to ethnicity/culture. And I bet the group was started by dudes who expected their girlfriends to be quiet, subservient, hello kitty loving ladies.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:47 am | Permalink
John wrote:
Funny, I have not heard that about Korean women. On the other hand, I have heard that Vietnamese women can be very tough. I have a good Vietnamese-American woman friend from college who I know I would not want to get on her bad side
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:48 am | Permalink
Grace Chu wrote:
Did this dude date Tila Tequila in her rougher days or something? Jeez.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:49 am | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Actually, the moderators are an Asian guy and a Vietnamese girl…go figure!
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:50 am | Permalink
Andy wrote:
I guess I lucked out. My ex was Korean and she was awesome in every respect. Kinda quirky though…but not psycho. No K-Rage.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 12:24 pm | Permalink
jun wrote:
i cant speak for viet girls but i know korean girls arent THAT violent… i mean gettin stabbed once in a while is good for the soul anyway
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 12:34 pm | Permalink
jennifer wrote:
guys love it, i swear.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 1:21 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
I’m honestly surprised at how many people are agreeing with this group.
Seriously, yoshi, you think half-Japanese girls are mean?!?!
John, are you TRYING to get jumped by a Vietnamese girl?
Jun, Korean girls are only A LITTLE violent!??!!?
!!!
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 1:59 pm | Permalink
Andy wrote:
I’m going to have to agree with Jennifer. Guys do love it. Sometimes you need a little spice in your life.
That’s me, though.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 2:54 pm | Permalink
Grace Chu wrote:
Now that I think about it, that Facebook group is really offensive. Taiwanese women can throw Xbox controllers with amazing accuracy too. I feel invisible and marginalized.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 3:35 pm | Permalink
jennifer wrote:
i don’t know, grace…us k-girls are pretty accurate in our aim…didn’t we win the gold medal for women’s archery at the olympics 4 years ago?
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Yes, you Korean chicks rock in archery. I do archery from time to time and was just amazed to see these girls nail a target the size of an orange from 250 feet away, I can maybe do it from 40-50 yards, but it’s been years since I’ve practiced. The Korean men aren’t shabby either.
Maybe 8a should do an Asian girl Xbox controller throwing contest, using their ex-boyfriends as targets! Can we get Microsoft to sponsor this? Ernie? anyone?
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 4:37 pm | Permalink
Xxxtine wrote:
No one can Wii like I can … they’re like darts.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 4:52 am | Permalink
Bo wrote:
Well, Koreans are the drama kings/queens of Asia. Korean film makers are constantly poking fun at the Korean tendency to howl, moan, and wail. Personally, I believe ALL Korean people have bad tempers not just the girls. Must have something to do with all the spicy food we consume.
Seriously though, considering Korea and Vietnam’s history of colonization and subjugation one has to assume that the survivors would be tough little m*therf*ckers.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 8:04 am | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Then should we say that Filipinos are even worse because of our colonization by Spain AND the US?! We have our own bad reputations of being dramatic too!
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 9:18 am | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
Oh, Efi.
Why did you have to go and use the “c word?”
(Colonization!)
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 9:37 am | Permalink
maliciousrabbit wrote:
I gotta agree with jozjozjoz :
I’m honestly surprised at how many people are agreeing with this group.
I’m all for venting…but c’mon — there’s SOMETHING a little wrong here! I’ve dated all sorts of ethnicities, but I find that being Asian, there’s always an unspoken assumption that I’ll be a quiet, smart, and somewhat submissive, BUT also there’s the stereotype that I’ll be completely INSANE (must be from all the things I hold in being quiet and submissive, huh?)
All I’m trying to say, is that something is a little off about this.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 11:38 am | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Joz: I did teach Asian American studies–I can use colonization!
Actually, I’m really annoyed that people agree with the group myself, especially since it’s other Asians who are perpetuating these stereotypes. Sure, it could be seen as poking fun, but at the same time, aren’t we just feeding into the stereotypes for mainstream consumption that Asian women are only submissives, or the evil dragon ladies?
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 12:41 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
What I want to know is why “Vietnamese/Korean girl[s]… are known to be traditionally the most violent of all Asian women.”
I’ve never heard this! And are people really agreeing with this??!! (I know, a lot of people here are joking, but still.)
And is this really better than perpetuating the “docile, submissive Asian woman” stereotype?
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 12:56 pm | Permalink
jennifer wrote:
this is such a ridiculous facebook group that there is nothing to do but laugh at it.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
I do have to admit, I think the photos of the guy’s bare chest and the BITE MARKS she left on him did make me laugh.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 1:53 pm | Permalink
yoshi wrote:
I personally have never heard that asian women in general are violent as a stereotype. Honestly, I just never heard about that. There’s the asian mom stereotype that me and my friends always talk about, but that’s all in jest. we all know we love our mom’s.
But yeah, not sure if this is any better to the docile type stereotype. Honestly, there are just so many stereotypes though, I just can’t keep track.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 2:07 pm | Permalink
Akrypti wrote:
I can’t believe anyone would say this kind of crap. I’m going to go punch the lights out of the site creators, kick them where it hurts, then bite and scratch every square inch of bare skin I see. Oh boy am I pissed off. I feel like whoopin’ ass. Who’s with me? Let’s break some glass bottles and rumble.
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 2:50 pm | Permalink
Xxxtine wrote:
^^ LOL @ Akrypti … I just broke my bottle of soju over the table … just for you!
Posted on 14-Mar-08 at 5:26 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
Wow.
And Akrypti is neither Korean nor Vietnamese… wonder where her violent tendencies are from???
Posted on 17-Mar-08 at 1:49 pm | Permalink
Xxxtine wrote:
^^ I think she still may be going through the huge ass jar of kimchi she bought months ago. For her, it seems to be violent tendencies … for me, I just get all sassy, and snarky.
Posted on 17-Mar-08 at 3:36 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
Sassy & snarky!
I love that!
RAWR!!!
Posted on 18-Mar-08 at 12:54 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
But Joz, you and Akrypti are both Taiwanese!
And we ALL know how crazy and messed up you Taiwanese chicks are!
(runs away quickly)
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 1:51 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
Oh Efren,
You’d better run fast!
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 2:17 pm | Permalink
Akrypti wrote:
Yeah Ef. Cuz I got Xxxtine’s broken bottle of soju in hand.
And Taiwanese chics aren’t violent. They just kill you with their annoying whiny naggy voices.
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 3:11 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Akrypti: Yeah, I had to deal with that when I saw Joz on Saturday and she was trying to persuade a certain someone to join us with MJ and Ernie for (supposed) Rock Band. I’ve never heard Joz’s voice go so high!
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 4:10 pm | Permalink
Xxxtine wrote:
“whiny naggy voices” from Taiwanese girls? … man … have ANY of you watched a Korean Drama?
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 5:45 pm | Permalink
Akrypti wrote:
Oppressed peoples produce the best soap operas. Wait. No. I take that back. Oppressed peoples with freedom of speech produce the best soap operas. China makes some really whack stuff.
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
Efren,
For the record, it worked.
But only because you didn’t get your way.
Posted on 19-Mar-08 at 11:01 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Joz:
I just never expected you to have such a high, whiny Asian girl voice, that’s all. And besides, you weren’t using that voice on me. I’d have tuned you out if you tried.
Posted on 20-Mar-08 at 10:35 am | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
I use that voice only occasionally.
But it always works.
Posted on 20-Mar-08 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
Joz: I’m glad you’re not my girlfriend! *snicker*snicker*
Posted on 20-Mar-08 at 10:37 pm | Permalink
Zhengtonic wrote:
From my experience:
It’s better to get slaped from time to time,
than to endure a whiny nagging voice.
(of course, there are girls who mastered both …)
I am not into sm stuff, so don’t get me wrong ….
it’s just … if i have to choose … a slap is faster …
btw. I am not korean, just a chinese guy living in europe
Posted on 04-Apr-08 at 10:47 am | Permalink
wassup wrote:
really? I found chinese-taiwanese & cantonese, viet and thai the roughest asian chicks of all, but have never experienced or even heard anything about korean chicks like rough or violent. Aren’t they rather sumissive and traditional? My korean ex treated me like a king.. she was so sweet, always encouraging me, cooking, cleaning my home, doing laundry for me, and taking care of me really well but she sadly left me for her father who just hated me so much because I’m chinese. chinese and viet chicks are just too naggy and controlling. I just can’t bare with it anymore.
Posted on 01-Aug-08 at 3:57 am | Permalink