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MSG150, or “When White People Review Chinese Restaurants”

By Ernie | Wednesday, April 2, 2008 | 8 Comments

2251943636 a9ec2ab5f0 MSG150, or When White People Review Chinese Restaurants

So, I’m reading the food blog Serious Eats – it’s a food blog I read like hardcore porn when I’m having leftovers and want to pretend that I’m eating something fancier – when I come across MSG150. What’s that, you ask?

The basic premise of the MSG150* is this: Over the next year or so we will eat lunch at every restaurant in Seattle’s International District (aka Chinatown) and (a) collect interesting data, (b) write funny and useful reviews, and (c) make a million dollars.

We, of course, being “a bunch of bored white software developers.” Awesome.

When you have said white software developers creating a weblog about restaurants in Chinatown Seattle’s International District, you’re bound to find some common themes. Let’s verify, shall we?

  • Chop suey font
  • Ratings in chopstick format
  • Obvious reference to MSG (previously refuted)
  • Buck-toothed squinty eyed mascot defended vehemently by Germans

Well, three for four isn’t too bad.

That said, whether you’re wondering if I’m going to go all angry asian man… no. A lot of Chinese restaurants play to the fortune cookies and the chop suey font and the unfortunate naming conventions, those very same stereotypes that make their sons and daughters roll their eyes; but the goal of the Chinese restaurant owner – usually immigrants, mind you – isn’t to be appropriate, it’s to make money and send their kids to Stanford.

And as someone who likes to eat a lot – oh wait, a foodie – I appreciate the fact that there are more reviews on the web, even though my version of Chinese food might be of a different standard as theirs. (I do have cravings for fake Chinese food from time to time. Mostly on long road trips and at airports.) Should I ever find myself in Seattle, I might actually use this guide, for no other reason to go a place called Unicorn Crepes. UNICORN CREPES! That shit might be magical.

(Flickr photo credit: celesteh)

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Ted Drake

It's not funny or deeply insightful, but I did find the best tea with tapioca things in that district. I was with a friend and simply asked for two surprises. I have no idea what they were supposed to be, but let me tell you. They were good.

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Ted Drake

It's not funny or deeply insightful, but I did find the best tea with tapioca things in that district. I was with a friend and simply asked for two surprises. I have no idea what they were supposed to be, but let me tell you. They were good.

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Royce

Hello, next road trip! Unicorn crepes, here we come.

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Royce

Hello, next road trip! Unicorn crepes, here we come.

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Adam Phillabaum

Thanks for the links to the blog Ernie.

a) Just because you don't like our logo and name, doesn't mean the whole site is rubbish. We used three characteristics that Chinese food/restaurants made famous in the US (the font, chopsticks, and msg), but as you said... thats just par for the course.
We think we actually have some good content that lots of people find interesting and helpful.

b) Unicorn Crepes is unique in the International District, and if you're ever up here, you should think about hitting it up.

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Adam Phillabaum

Thanks for the links to the blog Ernie.

a) Just because you don't like our logo and name, doesn't mean the whole site is rubbish. We used three characteristics that Chinese food/restaurants made famous in the US (the font, chopsticks, and msg), but as you said... thats just par for the course.
We think we actually have some good content that lots of people find interesting and helpful.

b) Unicorn Crepes is unique in the International District, and if you're ever up here, you should think about hitting it up.

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Efren

Dude! I am SO going to Unicorn Crepes when I see the husband in two weeks, just to take a picture of that frickin sign.

well, I wonder if the proprietors know that unicorns were some weird gay symbol in the 80s--why I don't know.

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Dude! I am SO going to Unicorn Crepes when I see the husband in two weeks, just to take a picture of that frickin sign.

well, I wonder if the proprietors know that unicorns were some weird gay symbol in the 80s--why I don't know.

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