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Ninja Grandma Lives in Strangers Closet for a Year

In completely absurd news that, yet again, “shames our people” out of any perception of model minority-ness, this tidbit from Tokyo is fascinating.

TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.

And oh yeah, I’m back at 8 Asians.

I can only assume she would p*wn at Ninja Warrior.

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Comments (2) to “Ninja Grandma Lives in Strangers Closet for a Year”

1. John wrote:

   Welcome back! I saw this the other day - how bizarre, huh?

   Posted on 01-Jun-08 at 10:21 am | Permalink

2. Efren wrote:

   Yay! MJ’s back.

   So when the hell are we getting together to make fun of all the bitches on Ninja Warrior?

   Posted on 01-Jun-08 at 11:59 am | Permalink

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