This news is pertinent to the 8Asians community because it involves an Asian baby, and as we all know, Asian babies are the cutest babies on Earth.
However, our highly-sought status from creating the world’s most cuddly sentient creatures is now at stake with this new baby from China who was BORN WITH 8 TOES ON EACH FOOT.
Yeah. I said it. EIGHT TOES. Plus, five fingers on each hand BUT NO THUMBS.
Guys, we need to do something about this baby. S/he may be threatening the one positive thing we’ve got going for our younger generation (aside from high SAT scores). Someone needs to fix this baby’s feet or hide her (him?) from the public. Can we bring back foot binding? Or someone needs to give birth to the most adorable Asian baby like NOW to steal the spotlight. Do we have a new Michelin Baby for 2008 yet?
Okay, I’m kidding. You can’t even see what this little tot looks like, anyway, but I’m sure s/he is beautiful. But still. WOW.
What next?
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15 Comments to “Asian Baby With 16 Toes!!”
Efren wrote:
Heh–usually kids who have extra toes and all that usually have pretty devastating genetic conditions, especially if they have no thumbs. The toes and fingers are just easily visible manifestations of genetic defects that are otherwise not clearly seen; but if the kid just has an abnormal amount of fingers and toes and no other organ or brain abnormalities, they’ll probably do surgery to get rid of the extra digits.
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
Ernie wrote:
That kid is so going to be in the 2012 Olympics for swimming. Thankfully it’s China, so they’ll pass the kid off for 23 or something.
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
Moye wrote:
LOL
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 3:01 pm | Permalink
Moye wrote:
And Efren, stop being so smart.
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 3:01 pm | Permalink
Efren wrote:
That’s what I get for doing genetics
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
Jeff wrote:
I don’t know – that picture seems more sad than amusing.
Posted on 12-Nov-08 at 5:26 pm | Permalink
dave wrote:
This news is pertinent to the 8caucasians community because it involves a caucasian baby, and as we all know, caucasian babies are the cutest babies on Earth.
However, our highly-sought status from creating the world’s most cuddly sentient creatures is now at stake with this new baby from New Jersey who was BORN WITH 8 TOES ON EACH FOOT.
Posted on 24-Nov-08 at 9:27 am | Permalink
Moye wrote:
i didn’t know 8caucasians.com existed.
Posted on 24-Nov-08 at 9:51 am | Permalink
Confuse-Us wrote:
Asian babies are much cuter than caucasian babies. Black babies are cuter too.
Posted on 24-Nov-08 at 10:30 pm | Permalink
dave wrote:
I see you don’t get the analogy by substitution. Well, that’s not too surprising. Thanks to the internet a lot of people are discovering that asians are a lot more racist than they had realized. Glibly racist.
Posted on 25-Nov-08 at 12:31 pm | Permalink
Moye wrote:
Wow, you really don’t know what racism is, do you? Or what tongue-in-cheek means? Or being facetious?
Posted on 25-Nov-08 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
Ernie wrote:
glibly facetious even. I was wondering how long this post was going to last before someone was going to cry foul. Answer: a week and a half.
Christ almighty, if everyone wants to take themselves so seriously they can go to the Fighting44s. (Don’t forget, kids! We’re “ineffectual, liberal tools!”)
Posted on 25-Nov-08 at 2:18 pm | Permalink
dave wrote:
Considering that, it’s just heavy-hack-handed-tongue-in-cheek racism subconsciously overcompensating against one of yours being ready for the side-show. I understand.
Posted on 25-Nov-08 at 3:08 pm | Permalink
Moye wrote:
heavy hack handed subsconsciously overcompensating? wow, learn to edit your sentence down. and if you’re insinuating that this adorable chinese baby belongs in the side-show due to some deformation, then who’s being the offensive one now?
Posted on 25-Nov-08 at 3:36 pm | Permalink
Nani wrote:
I’m not amazed with the picture. It’s rather sad… and heart breaking. Prayer for such an innocent child.
Posted on 08-May-09 at 9:12 am | Permalink
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