The perfect holiday gift: Yao Ming Transformer!

Posted on December 7, 2008 by jozjozjoz

Let me narrate the thoughts of the recipient opening this gift for the first time:


What’s this? It’s just a plastic basketball. Yo this thing sucks! You can’t even bounce it!




Wha… wha? What’s happening to my sucky plastic basketball?


OMG! My sucky plastic basketball has wings!


Oh crap! I think my sucky plastic basketball has turned into a ship with wings and is going to fly away!


Wait! What’s this?! It’s not a ship! It’s got legs! Legs! Long legs!


And a head!


OMG! It’s my hero! Yao Ming!


It’s a Yao Ming superhero transformer! Woot!

WHAT A GREAT GIFT!!! THE PERSON WHO GAVE THIS TO ME IS AWESOME!!!

Photos taken from Hoop China

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jozjozjoz is a taiwanese-american gal who lives and blogs underneath the hollywood sign and who doesn’t clean her fishtank unless the fish starts to do the backstroke. she is also able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but cannot stop from bumping into door handles, cabinet doors, and anything else that protrudes or has a sharp edge. she does not run with scissors for this same reason. she can pet the fur off a dog but don’t ask her to go anywhere near a horse. or a moth. or a roach. her dealings with L.A.’s finest (aka the parking violations department) are legend, as are her giant sneezes. Other than the two too many joz’s, jozjozjoz is a perfectly normal, relatively sane individual who defies the odds, reaches for the stars, and carries moonbeams home in a jar. She’d rather be a fish… but not in her own dirty fishtank. http://www.jozjozjoz.com
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