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PANDA ATTACK!!!

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Who knew that these cuddly fuzzy animals are really harbingers of death and destruction? Gu Gu, a panda at the Beijing Zoo has attacked a visitor… FOR THE THIRD TIME. According to the article, the man had climbed into the panda’s enclosure to retrieve a toy dropped by his child.

A spokeswoman says Gu Gu, which weighs 240 pounds, clamped down on the intruder’s leg and refused to let go.

Yeah, that’s him in the picture above. Can’t you see the fear in his eyes?

I’m in shock. I thought pandas were our friends, just like how the Berenstain Bears told us! What’s next, sleepy koala bears smothering babies to death?? This is outrageous! I guess I’ll have to add them to my “do not cuddle” list (which also includes narwhals and hedgehogs.)

So here’s a cute panda video to make you feel better.

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  • Linda
    crazy story. cute video!
  • If I had the time or the Photoshop skills, I would totally photoshop a panda by the guys leg with a giant "NOM NOM NOM" next to it. Does this make me a bad person?
  • if you had the time?? IF you had the time? you clearly need to get your priorities straight.
  • YES, Ernie.

    But that's why you're so frickin' hilarious.
  • head.zoo.keeper
    Well yeah... didn't you see Tropic Thunder?? :)
  • [sigh] Fine. Image updated. Don't say I don't do anything. ;)
  • Some people! What kinda toy could be that important?
    Love the video.
  • FTW, Ernie. I can't believe you actually did it!
  • why you bite me?? ;_;
  • So people find out that wild animals in cages are in fact wild animals in cages.. I am SHOCKED!!
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