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PANDA ATTACK!!!
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Who knew that these cuddly fuzzy animals are really harbingers of death and destruction? Gu Gu, a panda at the Beijing Zoo has attacked a visitor… FOR THE THIRD TIME. According to the article, the man had climbed into the panda’s enclosure to retrieve a toy dropped by his child.
A spokeswoman says Gu Gu, which weighs 240 pounds, clamped down on the intruder’s leg and refused to let go.
Yeah, that’s him in the picture above. Can’t you see the fear in his eyes?
I’m in shock. I thought pandas were our friends, just like how the Berenstain Bears told us! What’s next, sleepy koala bears smothering babies to death?? This is outrageous! I guess I’ll have to add them to my “do not cuddle” list (which also includes narwhals and hedgehogs.)
So here’s a cute panda video to make you feel better.
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So people find out that wild animals in cages are in fact wild animals in cages.. I am SHOCKED!!
So people find out that wild animals in cages are in fact wild animals in cages.. I am SHOCKED!!
why you bite me?? ;_;
why you bite me?? ;_;
FTW, Ernie. I can't believe you actually did it!
FTW, Ernie. I can't believe you actually did it!
Some people! What kinda toy could be that important?
Love the video.
Some people! What kinda toy could be that important?
Love the video.
[sigh] Fine. Image updated. Don't say I don't do anything. ;)
[sigh] Fine. Image updated. Don't say I don't do anything. ;)
Well yeah... didn't you see Tropic Thunder?? :)
Well yeah... didn't you see Tropic Thunder?? :)
YES, Ernie.
But that's why you're so frickin' hilarious.
YES, Ernie.
But that's why you're so frickin' hilarious.
if you had the time?? IF you had the time? you clearly need to get your priorities straight.
if you had the time?? IF you had the time? you clearly need to get your priorities straight.
If I had the time or the Photoshop skills, I would totally photoshop a panda by the guys leg with a giant "NOM NOM NOM" next to it. Does this make me a bad person?
If I had the time or the Photoshop skills, I would totally photoshop a panda by the guys leg with a giant "NOM NOM NOM" next to it. Does this make me a bad person?
crazy story. cute video!
crazy story. cute video!
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