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PANDA ATTACK!!!

By Moye | Thursday, January 8, 2009 | View Comments

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Who knew that these cuddly fuzzy animals are really harbingers of death and destruction? Gu Gu, a panda at the Beijing Zoo has attacked a visitor… FOR THE THIRD TIME. According to the article, the man had climbed into the panda’s enclosure to retrieve a toy dropped by his child.

A spokeswoman says Gu Gu, which weighs 240 pounds, clamped down on the intruder’s leg and refused to let go.

Yeah, that’s him in the picture above. Can’t you see the fear in his eyes?

I’m in shock. I thought pandas were our friends, just like how the Berenstain Bears told us! What’s next, sleepy koala bears smothering babies to death?? This is outrageous! I guess I’ll have to add them to my “do not cuddle” list (which also includes narwhals and hedgehogs.)

So here’s a cute panda video to make you feel better.

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View Comments to “PANDA ATTACK!!!”

  • Linda wrote:

    crazy story. cute video!

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

  • Ernie wrote:

    If I had the time or the Photoshop skills, I would totally photoshop a panda by the guys leg with a giant “NOM NOM NOM” next to it. Does this make me a bad person?

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

  • Moye wrote:

    if you had the time?? IF you had the time? you clearly need to get your priorities straight.

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

  • Efren wrote:

    YES, Ernie.

    But that’s why you’re so frickin’ hilarious.

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

  • head.zoo.keeper wrote:

    Well yeah… didn’t you see Tropic Thunder?? :)

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

  • Ernie wrote:

    [sigh] Fine. Image updated. Don’t say I don’t do anything. ;)

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

  • Asianmommy wrote:

    Some people! What kinda toy could be that important?
    Love the video.

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

  • Efren wrote:

    FTW, Ernie. I can’t believe you actually did it!

    Posted on 08-Jan-09 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

  • Moye wrote:

    why you bite me?? ;_;

    Posted on 09-Jan-09 at 9:24 am | Permalink

  • Jake of 8bitjoystick.com wrote:

    So people find out that wild animals in cages are in fact wild animals in cages.. I am SHOCKED!!

    Posted on 11-Jan-09 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

  • 8Asians.com » BEAR ATTACK!!! wrote:

    [...] brought you the news of dangerous Panda attacks in China, but this weekend we learned that Japan faces their own threat from four legged barbarian of their [...]

    Posted on 21-Sep-09 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

  • 8Asians.com » Should We Let Giant Pandas Go Extinct? wrote:

    [...] As for me, I’m just looking for an excuse to write about pandas so I can link back to this post and awesome image about a PANDA ATTACK!!! [...]

    Posted on 29-Sep-09 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

  • 8Asians.com » Wall Street’s Sad Panda is Really Sad Chinese Man! wrote:

    [...] PS. Don’t forget. Pandas are still vicious creatures when they aren’t sad. [...]

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