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The Onion Enters White Guy/Asian Girl Fray

By Efren | Saturday, January 31, 2009 | View Comments

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Check out this great article by The Onion: Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle Aged Man Fetish.

They went there and did it — and really, does anything more need to be said? (At least by me, anyway.) Now, discuss.

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  • http://www.8asians.com John

    This is *PURE* genius. I just posted this on Facebook and will email it out to all of my friends… :)

  • http://www.8asians.com John

    This is *PURE* genius. I just posted this on Facebook and will email it out to all of my friends… :)

  • Asiaphile Alert

    I’m suspicious of this story as faked out.

    1. It’s a CNN partner
    2. Her quoted English is too perfectly structured.
    3. Background pictures and laptop looks like a photo studio or photo shopped screen
    4. Sound likes something out of a asiaphiles magazine or porn movie.
    5. Austin Powers vibe to it.
    6. Not many Japanese girl dress like how she does in the photo, if anything they dress better unless they had some costume party or something.

  • Asiaphile Alert

    I’m suspicious of this story as faked out.

    1. It’s a CNN partner
    2. Her quoted English is too perfectly structured.
    3. Background pictures and laptop looks like a photo studio or photo shopped screen
    4. Sound likes something out of a asiaphiles magazine or porn movie.
    5. Austin Powers vibe to it.
    6. Not many Japanese girl dress like how she does in the photo, if anything they dress better unless they had some costume party or something.

  • http://flanflanflan.blogspot.com Efren

    Dude–It’s the ONION. Geez.

  • http://flanflanflan.blogspot.com Efren

    Dude–It’s the ONION. Geez.

  • http://www.8asians.com John

    @Efren – obviously Asiaphile Alert has not idea that The Onion is a satirical news site … how sad…

  • http://www.8asians.com John

    @Efren – obviously Asiaphile Alert has not idea that The Onion is a satirical news site … how sad…

  • jgold

    Looks more like creepy old anglo male dreaming of submissive brainwashed teenage asian girls ~ another deranged japanese writer pandering to her employer’s fetishes!

  • jgold

    Looks more like creepy old anglo male dreaming of submissive brainwashed teenage asian girls ~ another deranged japanese writer pandering to her employer’s fetishes!

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