And sometimes, the blog entries write themselves. 20-year old John Hopkins student John Pontolillo took a 3-5 foot long samurai sword that he had in his room when a burglar came into the house and pretty much Kill Bill’ed the intruder, nearly severing his left hand and giving him a “spear laceration.” (Meaning, he skewered the fucker.) It’s up to the state’s attorney’s office to determine whether he will be charged in the incident; no evidence thus far if he was inspired by the Asians Arts Museum.
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3 Comments to “John Hopkins Student Kills Intruder with a Samurai Sword”
jozjozjoz wrote:
Samurai pnwed, indeed.
Posted on 17-Sep-09 at 1:09 pm | Permalink
LindaChan wrote:
This is teh awesome.
Posted on 17-Sep-09 at 2:16 pm | Permalink
jozjozjoz wrote:
I just saw this old post…
http://www.8asians.com/2008/10/28/in-other-asia...
Samurai sword > Chef's Knife
Posted on 04-Oct-09 at 1:59 am | Permalink
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