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DUDE WTF ASIA: Al Gore’s Sex-Crazed Poodle Scandal (According to Taiwan)

By Moye | Saturday, June 26, 2010 | 8 Comments

Thank God for Taiwan. First they gave us a CGI rendition of the Tiger Woods scandal and the Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno war. Now they’re taking on former Vice-President Al Gore, who is accused of sexually harassing a masseuse in Portland four years ago. According to her statement to police, she called him a “sex-crazed poodle” after his weird advances and requests for a happy ending.

Normally, stories like this would be read with interest in the National Enquirer, but thanks to creative news outlets and YouTube, we can watch what supposedly happened in the hotel room. I’ve always wanted to know what weird looking Al Gore looked like while trying to fondle a weird looking massage lady! Who knew sexual harassment seemed like an old Benny Hill skit? Oh, Al Gore. He’s so silly.

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  • http://twitter.com/TazzyStar Taz Ahmed

    So. I’m confused. Why didn’t she just leave when he moved her hands to his groin? Or directly after the massage was completed? Why did she drink the wine reluctantly, or go into his bedroom? And most importantly, WHY A POODLE??? Why not just the generic “sex-crazed dog”?!

  • http://www.littleyellowdifferent.com ErnieAtLYD

    Oh my god, that YouTube thumbnail image is going to scar me for life.

  • johnklin

    Just hilarious, the animation that is.

  • http://www.jozjozjoz.com jozjozjoz

    I know, right? Seriously I don’t need that visual.

  • http://www.bittersweetasian.tumblr.com bsa

    what’s the bush and pink thought balloon about at 1:05????

  • Vanessa_dotNYC

    quite the inconvenient truth for Al. Think I’m traumatized by his facial expressions in the video… at this rate, they’ll have to come out with Oscar awards for the Taiwanese news webisodes.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/5KVXLFRKDK3RI23RLZJOK6MW7Q Emma

    If you read the transcript, it’s all so sketchy, at one point the lady said, “Get off me, you big lummox!” Are we in Medieval Times? I mean I am in no way a fan of Gore, but this woman masseuse is just a bit too incredible, considering she refused to talk the cops 3 times.

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