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“Dear China’s Got Talent, Thailand’s Got Talent and Korea’s Got Talent:

Hi there, we are your neighbors from India. We’re a talent show called Ahdurs – definitely not India’s got Talent, but we are a talent show which have judges that include the stern older media magnate and a pretty female. Do you know what we also have? WE HAVE THE WARRIORS OF GOJA.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WARRIORS OF GOJA DO? THE WARRIORS OF GOJA EAT GLASS, BEND METAL POLES WITH OUR CHESTS, LIE ON EACH OTHER WITH A BED OF NAILS IN-BETWEEN AND THEY RUN OVER EACH OTHER WITH AUTOMOBILES. THEY DO THIS FOR SEVEN MINUTES. AND THIS WAS CUT FROM THE SHOW, BUT AFTERWARD THEY BITE THE HEAD OFF A SMALL MAMMALS AND SPENT A NIGHT WITH YOUR MOM. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THEY WENT THERE. YOUR MOM. AND IT WAS DELIGHTFUL. SHE ATE SOME GLASS TOO, IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE SAYING.

*cough* Well, that’s about it from here! Have you played cricket before? You should. It’s a wonderful sport.

Your friends,
— Adhurs (Not India’s Got Talent)”

[H/T AsiansonYouTube]

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