8 Asians

Yes, it’s true – Asians are the fastest growing ethnic group in the United States, beating out Latinos and Hispanics. You could even say – according to this local television screen grab from San Francisco’s KRON 4 – that Asians are topping Hispanics for the first time.

(Meanwhile, gay Asian Americans everywhere are looking at this and saying to each other “for the first time? Honey, we’ve been topping Hispanics a long, long time ago.” And then someone would go OH SNAP and they would all high-five each other while their heterosexual brethren shift in their seats uncomfortably.)

(Hat tip: Rick P.)