Happy Friday, kids – for your completely random YouTube clip of the day, here is actress Jenny Zhang kicking the living bejesus out of two white guys who dare to mug her in the parking lot of a Whole Foods. There’s a lesson to be learned here kids, and that lesson is DO NOT STEAL CANNED CORN FROM AN ASIAN GIRL BECAUSE SHE WILL GODDAMN SHOOT YOU IN THE THIGH.
The clip is provided by an indie film making website as an example of a way a film can integrate fight choreography and sound design, and for that purpose the clip is adequate. As to Jenny Zhang’s acting: Congrats, Jenny! You’ve just been accepted to the Steven Seagal Jean Claude Van Damme Institute of Action Films That Show After Midnight on the USA Network! All you needed was a terrible one-liner to finish the scene; I recommend “WHERE I COME FROM, WE JUST CALL IT FOOD, BITCH!” But maybe you have a better one-liner that you can leave in the comments.
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