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Justin.tv: Watching Asian Guys Get Laid

By Ernie | Wednesday, April 11, 2007 | 10 Comments

.justin gear Justin.tv:  Watching Asian Guys Get LaidSo, anyone that is familiar with the Web 2.0 scene is already familiar with Justin.tv, where Asian-American Justin Kan walks around all day with a wireless web video camera strapped to his head, where what he sees is broadcasted to a website, in real time. The site has ads, his housemates are producers, they all get paid, everyone wins. Think “The Truman Show,” except that Justin looks decidedly less goofy than Jim Carrey.

Well… Justin totally got laid last night.

To which follows the obvious: no, you don’t get to see any grainy, wireless Asian-guy-white-girl pornography. There was some discretion as he left the HatCam in the other room as he either had a “conversation” or “totally banged that chick,” depending on what blog you read. (His producers were totally classy and piped in a porn soundtrack during the long silences.)

What kills me is that afterwards, once you see Justin hop on his bike and random fans from another building run over to congratulate him, I think to myself: “Damn. No one has cared this much about an Asian guy getting laid since… well… ever.”

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Jeffrey Keefer

Ernie, do I detect a bit of jealousy? . Perhaps you can put this camera on your Amazon Christmas list, too?

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Jeffrey Keefer

Ernie, do I detect a bit of jealousy? . Perhaps you can put this camera on your Amazon Christmas list, too?

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Jason

u00e2u0080u009cDamn. No one has cared this much about an Asian guy getting laid sinceu00e2u0080u00a6 wellu00e2u0080u00a6 ever.u00e2u0080u009d

Right? RIGHT?!

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Jason

u00e2u0080u009cDamn. No one has cared this much about an Asian guy getting laid sinceu00e2u0080u00a6 wellu00e2u0080u00a6 ever.u00e2u0080u009d

Right? RIGHT?!

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Jesse!

haha.. wow the Chron picked it up... jeez.. this guy's 15 minutes of fame are just about done...

I have to say, Ern, that I enjoyed your write-up (of the million blogs talking about it) the most. The end.

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Jesse!

haha.. wow the Chron picked it up... jeez.. this guy's 15 minutes of fame are just about done...

I have to say, Ern, that I enjoyed your write-up (of the million blogs talking about it) the most. The end.

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jozjozjoz

*yawn*

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*yawn*

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John

That's just too funny. Here's an article in The San Francisco Chronicle:

Justin's off-screen X-rated moment
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?...

and a segment on Justin Kan on NPR today:
Live From San Francisco, It's Justin Kan's Life
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story...

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John

That's just too funny. Here's an article in The San Francisco Chronicle:

Justin's off-screen X-rated moment
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?...

and a segment on Justin Kan on NPR today:
Live From San Francisco, It's Justin Kan's Life
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story...

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