John Hopkins Student Kills Intruder with a Samurai Sword

Posted on September 17, 2009 by Ernie

And sometimes, the blog entries write themselves. 20-year old John Hopkins student John Pontolillo took a 3-5 foot long samurai sword that he had in his room when a burglar came into the house and pretty much Kill Bill’ed the intruder, nearly severing his left hand and giving him a “spear laceration.” (Meaning, he skewered the fucker.) It’s up to the state’s attorney’s office to determine whether he will be charged in the incident; no evidence thus far if he was inspired by the Asians Arts Museum.

About Ernie

I'm the creator of 8 Asians and one of the editors. While I'm a regular blogger to the site as well, think of my role as Barbara Walters on "The View," except without the weird white hair. During the day, I'm a Developer for a major Internet company and live in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've also been writing in my blog, littleyellowdifferent.com, for seven years.
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