See what a great economy in China can do? It brings all those Western influences that America has wanted in the past twenty to thirty years, without all those annoying things like, you know, democracy. Take for example, this ridiculous FIVE MINUTE infomercial involving Asian women exasperated by their small breasts by pushing them closer together with corsets. Yes, corsets, those things women did in your history books to make themselves feel prettier, as well as Madonna, that one year she did Vogue in the VMAs.
The absolute BEST part of this video, however, is the sound effects they add as they are tightening their corsets; hell, if tightening a corset really did emit spaceship/laser/1-Up noises, I’d happily buy a couple of these bad boys. Not to mention the neon bubble lettering. Or how fake-sad they are when their breasts aren’t inflated. Or the fact that it goes on for FIVE FULL MINUTES. Okay, there is nothing bad about this video.