Congratulations are in order for Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his new wife, Priscilla Chan! Yes, the latter may have been Zuckerberg’s longtime girlfriend but she has now officially joined the ranks of other Asian trophy wives like Wendi Deng, Julie Chen and Soon-yi! She may be accomplished in her own right, after finishing Harvard, med school and enduring an Oscar-award winning film about her anti-social boyfriend (where the only role remotely close to hers was crazy Brenda Song) but let’s wish her the best because she’s basically set for life and you will never be. May you and Mark have a happy life together and never experience the scandal of changing your relationship to “it’s complicated” on Facebook. XOXOXO
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