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American Schoolchildren are Such Chickens

Oh yea, you American schoolchildren are such chickens. Bok bok bok bok chickens!

Not like us Chinese schoolchildren in Beijing. Nope. We’re so brave. We climb out our three-story classrooms and stand on four-inch ledges to clean our windows without any gear. Every Wednesday.

Our teachers tell us this will shape our will. And our bravery.

That’s why we’re not chickens like you! Not bok bok bok bok chickens! We’re so brave! We’re so… oh no… aaaaaaaaah!


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Comments (5) to “American Schoolchildren are Such Chickens”

  1. “Gravity is for pussies.”

  2. I’m not sure Amnesty International, or the UN would agree with you.

  3. Morpheus: Free your mind.

    [Morpheus jumps from one building to another a long distance away]

    Neo: Whoa.

    —-

    All right, I’m just playing. :)

  4. Bok!

  5. Gives new meaning to Chinese Fire Drill.

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