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By John | Friday, March 7, 2008 | 11 Comments

serena kozakura Big Breasts Prove Japanese Bikini Models InnocenceI wonder if this blog headline caught your attention? icon smile Big Breasts Prove Japanese Bikini Models Innocence A friend of mine sent me this link about Japanese Bikini model Serena Kozakura:

“The model, who goes by her professional name of Serena Kozakura, had been sentenced to 14 months in prison for willful destruction of property after a Nov. 6 incident in which she allegedly kicked a hole the door and re-entered her boyfriend’s apartment following an argument with another woman she had discovered there. The 38-year-old model had appealed the sentence to the Tokyo High Court. But it appears that sometime, size DOES matter. During the appeal hearing, the man and another witness both testified that Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door and then squeezed through to re-enter the apartment. But the hole in the door measured 28.3 inches by 8.7 inches – and that was way too small for Kozakura to fit her famous 40 inch bust through.”

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out, “If the breasts don’t fit, you must acquit!” OK, that was sort of in bad taste, but I hope I got a laugh out of you.

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She looks attractive.

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LOL. this one's way freakin' funny! haha! ahhhh, the perks of being well-endowed...... haha.

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she looks...hm.......?????

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she looks...hm.......?????

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I second Yves remark, if that's how she looks currently... heh!

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I second Yves remark, if that's how she looks currently... heh!

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She looks marvelous at 38.

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She looks marvelous at 38.

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i caught this news on another site and just about died. Thought it was the funniest thing ever. I guess bigger is better! :D

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i caught this news on another site and just about died. Thought it was the funniest thing ever. I guess bigger is better! :D

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