Paris Hilton has landed in South Korea. Koreans all around the world can now be comforted by the knowledge that we are, like, “so hot.”
This is her first time in Korea, so she gushed about the beautiful Korean scenery. Hilton also said she loved bibimbap and would like to eat more of it during her trip. “I love everything about Korea. People are amazing. I look forward to coming here more often. I wish I had more time here. I’d love to see the Korean palaces, architecture and old streets,” she said.
Wait… Paris Hilton eats?!
All kidding aside, given the low self-esteem of Korean women and their idolization of the western facial aesthetic, I’m sure Paris Hilton is a big hit. What better role model could a faultering athletic and clothing company ask for.
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