Don’t Worry, Tila Tequila is Still Batshit Crazy

Oh, Tila Tequila: it’s been a while since we’ve blogged about you, hasn’t it? But after your weird choking incident with ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman, your rants involving tampons on UStream, your new engagement to an equally batshit crazy heiress, you’ve officially joined that elite group of celebrities where it’s almost cliche to make fun of, and now just sad: you know, it’s kinda like making fun of Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse, where it’s easy to make a crackhead joke, but then you’re like, eh, they were good singers. Tila is like that too, without, you know, any of the good qualities.