Tila Tequila Attempts Suicide, may be on Celebrity Rehab

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Ernie

Oh, Tila Tequila. Remember when people took her seriously? (Okay, maybe “half-seriously” as opposed to “none-seriously” today.) We praised her ability to market herself from just being “a simple import model” around three years ago, but then she went batshit crazy, got choked (or maybe not) by her boyfriend and then her lesbian wife died of an overdose of diabetes. (Or maybe not.)

Now she has tentatively blamed an alter ego for a suicide attempt and is reportedly on the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. Wow, this would all be really ABCs after-school special or tragic my-life-in-three-minutes rocker music video; all we need is another Asian girl who’s just as much of a hot mess as she is.

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I'm the creator of 8 Asians and one of the editors. While I'm a regular blogger to the site as well, think of my role as Barbara Walters on "The View," except without the weird white hair. During the day, I'm a Developer for a major Internet company and live in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've also been writing in my blog, littleyellowdifferent.com, for seven years.
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