Ahh, Pirates Versus Ninjas — it’s the topic people the world over have debated for centuries, if by “the world over” you mean “internet bulletin boards frequented by sixteen year olds,” and by “centuries” you mean “however long memes last, which is like two or three years.”
Well, let the good folks here at 8Asians end this argument for you guys once and for all: The Ninjas Win. The ninjas totally win. The ninjas totally win because they’re Asian. Pack your bags, kids, game over.
And to celebrate this momentous occasion of us settling the Pirates Vs Ninjas debacle, we made shirts out of it. T-shirts. And if you’re going to be in the San Diego area for Comic-Con International, we have those very shirts available this weekend for you to purchase. We’ve partnered with apparel company Blacklava, and if you are attending, look for the Blacklava booth in Aisle 4900. Take a photo wearing the shirt and let us know by @ing us on our Twitter account, and we’ll be happy to feature your photo on 8Asians and propel you to “Internet Fame,” if by “Internet Fame” you mean “consistant runner-up in the Weblog Awards, with 1/20th of the traffic of Gawker.”
Look for these shirts to be available to the general public after Comic-Con!