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Duel Love: Soft porn on your DS!

As most gamers know, there’s a lot of video games out there that basically parades as soft porn for guys, especially in Japan, where it’s fairly common to buy “video games” that consists of looking at big-breasted girls in various stages of bikiniwear.

Now it’s the girls’ (and my) turn!

Duel Love is a video game by Namco Bandai about a girl in high school who supposedly discovers a secret fight club among the boys there. After each fight, the girl (you) hangs out with the (shirtless) boy and some dialog akin to porn dialog is exchanged with the effect of, “Wow, I am really sweaty…” and sweat starts forming on the boy. Your job is to wipe the sweat off the boy, after which he asks you to go home with him (for more, uh…sweat wiping).

And there are also shower scenes where you get to blow to clear away the steam. Heh, heh, I said, “Blow,” get it?

Anyway, I seriously doubt I — er, the women — will get a chance to see this released in the US, but it’s probably pretty easy to get the Japanese version…

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Comments (6) to “Duel Love: Soft porn on your DS!”

1. Ernie wrote:

   Uhm, Japanese high-school boys have some really crazy hair.

   (Sorry, that’s the only semi-witty thing I can come up with at this point of time.)

   Posted on 05-Mar-08 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

2. John wrote:

   You know, “Hizashi no Naka no Rairu” is one of our most popular web pages, mostly from web searches. No doubt “Dual Love” will be a popular search term as well.

   Well, I’m all for equal opportunity!

   The next thing we’ll know, those crazy Japanese will have female and male robots that you can “play” with on your DS…

   Posted on 05-Mar-08 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

3. Ernie wrote:

   Robots you can “play” with, John? Like how? Checkers?

   Posted on 05-Mar-08 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

4. Efren wrote:

   Eww. I’ll pass. I’d rather have real guys to play with…not a “robot” to play on the DS…*shudder*

   Posted on 05-Mar-08 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

5. Xxxtine wrote:

   nothing beats the real thing … haha …. I said beat!

   Posted on 05-Mar-08 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

6. Efren wrote:

   Heh heh, you said beat! Heh heh!

   Posted on 06-Mar-08 at 9:44 am | Permalink

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