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Sassy Korean Guy Sings Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body”

By Ernie | Monday, November 10, 2008 | 21 Comments

No comment needed, although I like how he does the “point in the air” thing at random times throughout the song. Or how he touches his body at the 1 minute, 58 second mark. Because, you know, that’s the name of the song, and he’s being all literal and shit.

My personal highlight from this song is, of course, the 37 second mark: “cuz if you onion munya breaka bagel seeka tunday boo, i will hunt you down. [points to camera]” Indeed, friend. In-fucking-deed. (Link from my co-worker Derrick)

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hannah banana

annmarie and amandaaa,
HAHAHA!
how did youu guys even found thiss
this is harliousssss(:

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manja

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

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stan

OMG.... I love it! thank you ernie for this nugget and inspiration for gaysian drag...

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Shy-asia

That was ummm...something...!

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mmonk

william hung #2?

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Jen

i can't believe i saw this whole clip...this video kills me...

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YvesPaul

Ernie, this is bad... What are you trying to do to us?

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Jeff

I think that the "point in the air" thing is supposed to be a gun when the lyrics say "I will hunt you down". I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

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jozjozjoz

That is SASSY!

hahahaha!

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  1. 8Asians.com » Jpop vs Kpop vs USpop Mash-Ups: An Asian American/Asian Canadian Blog says:
    November 10, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    [...] recent post on Mr. Sassy’s rendition of Mariah’s Touch My Body inspired me to finally get this post written. For those who listen to POP 88 may already be [...]

  2. Sassy singing of Mariah’s “Touch My Body” | the sweetest tongue says:
    November 11, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    [...] YouTube – Korean boy’s SINGING “TOUCH MY BODY”, Mariah Carey’s song. [...]

  3. VIRAL LIKE SARS: Sassy Chinese Male Cheerleader is Sassy | LGBT | 8Asians.com says:
    July 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    [...] See the guy in the Robin costume, casually doing a double back tuck basket toss while still maintaining his hair? That’s San Jose’s Nguyen Pham. Can you do a double back tuck basket toss while being thrown by someone in a Wolverine costume, Sassy Chinese Male Cheerleader guy? Maybe a sass-off contest between the two of you is in order. A muthafucking walk-off! Oh, or how about a karaoke contest? Might I suggest a Mariah Carey song? [...]

 
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