If you’re a heavy web-surfer or you work in the Internet Industry you may already know about Cornify – a bookmarklet for web browsers that pastes images rainbows and unicorns on your web browser; mostly good if you’ve just been subjected to watching or reading something graphically disturbing, hence the term Unicorn Chaser.
Enter Ninjafy. Which is really the exact same thing as Cornify, if unicorns were to enter highly specialized ancient schools of assassination and espionage. If you have to cornify a photo gallery of leprosy patients, you ninjafy the Facebook page of your ex-boyfriends shady ass new girlfriend.
So why is this relevant on 8Asians? Because it’s a Friday, and they’re fucking ninjas, for godssake. And for all the cliched imagery that Asian Americans hate, we will eagerly embrace anything that can walk on water, turn invisible in a puff of smoke or kill with two blinks of an eye with a deadly katana blade. Can pirates do that? Fuck no, they just take over weapons tankers.
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