Over at Bicoastal Bitchin, I caught the above segment and found it too useful entertaining not to share. Assuming I haven’t stayed up all night due to insomnia, I usually have a hard time waking up and getting ready for work in the morning. This Japanese guy practically has it down to a science. In five minutes, he somehow manages to get up, brush his teeth, make & have breakfast, get dressed and get out the door. Damn, that’s less than one punch of the snooze button for me. Anyway, in all fairness, I will point out that this guy doesn’t use the facilities in the 5 minutes, nor does he brush his hair. And since he’s not a girl, no make-up, either.
But another reason this post caught my eye is this line from Bicoastal Bitchin:
Although, I’ve totally already mastered the 7-second food-face-cram at 3:24. Oh, and the 2-second flash disrobing at 0:20. Except I call it the “Hellooo Daniel Liu“.
Ha. I love that my cousin has a “stripper move” named after him now. Awesome.
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8 Comments to “Japanese Show Demonstrates: Rise & Shine in Five Minutes”
Dan W wrote:
I don't care what people will think about my comment, I”m gonna say it.
The Japanese are Amazingly Ingenious!
Posted on 15-Sep-09 at 9:33 pm | Permalink
gthro123 wrote:
easily one of my top ten fav vids! lol love the reaction from the crowd
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 2:21 am | Permalink
Cindy wrote:
the putting on his pants part is my favorite! very funny.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 5:56 am | Permalink
johnminh wrote:
I'm going to have to learn how to put the tie on using his method. For the three or four times a year that I actually wear a tie.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 7:38 am | Permalink
moye wrote:
HAHAH that's awesome.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 10:10 am | Permalink
cbruhs wrote:
Thanx for the shoutout Joz! And if your cuzin' would ever like a demo of the move coined in his honor, I will be happy to oblige, like the considerate lady I am.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
DavidNam811 wrote:
Must practice the “Daniel Liu” move! lol
Posted on 17-Sep-09 at 12:25 pm | Permalink
8Asians.com » Japanese Show: Rise & Shine in Five Mins (with Children!) wrote:
[...] month, Joz showed off a video from a Japanese television show that revealed how one man, with clever maneuvering and skills, could wake up and get ready for work in under 5 min…. Now there’s a mother and child version which, in my honest but slightly biased because [...]
Posted on 06-Oct-09 at 2:55 pm | Permalink
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