The Jon Gosselin Story: Asian Men and Penis Size

By Koji Steven | Friday, February 19, 2010 | View Comments

I’ve been fascinated by Penis-Gate with the recent “controversy” over how Kate Gosselin joked that Jon’s penis was “stubby” and how his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman said that he had a “tiny, tiny, tiny” penis in a recent issue of Us Weekly.

All this penis talk got me thinking, do Asians really have small penes (which is the plural of penis)? That’s the stereotype, right? But since I haven’t seen many human penes in my life (besides my own) I don’t really know. So I did a quick Google search and this is what I found:

The Penis Size Chart By Ethnicity done the British Medical Journal: this indicates that Asians do have smaller penes but as one astute person commented, Asians do have the highest number in the 8.8 category. Without knowing their sample size and who exactly they sampled from, this study seems questionable at best.
“The Definitive Penis Size Survey,” which I put in quotes because even according to them, they don’t have a very large sample size of non-whites. Is it any surprise then that Caucasians in their study had the biggest and longest lasting penis?
The Penis Size Chart: I don’t trust this one because they refer to Asians as “Orientals.”

One interesting article I discovered during my research was that some men in Asia are having penis enlargement surgery to “to avoid shame when bathing en masse.” I think that’s a silly reason to want to cut open your own penis, but to each their own. I try my hardest not to judge. However, if you’re thinking about this surgery, you can always consider the Male Organ Specific Enhancement Surgery.

After all of that, I still don’t know what to think about Asians and penis size; after seeing many too pictures and visiting way too many websites devoted to the penis, I do know that men are very sensitive about the size of their genitalia. I read somewhere that men believe the average penis size is almost eight inches. Don’t worry, guys. In reality, it’s much closer to five. In the end, every women’s site seems to say that it’s not the size of the boat that matters but how one twirls it around. At least, that’s what they say because to me, that reeks of “I like your personality.” Maybe I’m a little cynical.

As an Asian man, I’m thinking we just need better PR and to somehow compel Asian guys in the 8.8 category to become porn stars, or at least have their own penis websites. Dare I suggest Asianshavelargepenes.com? Feel free to use that. I want credit, though.

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större penis & större snopp

I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at the moment.
murphyslaw888

Isn't he half white? What happens when you mix in pinky genes?
Nan333

You are too concerned with other men's penises and not about actual science. You should look into the research if you're gonna be so obsessed because otherwise you're just gonna spread misinformation to people just as confused as you. The fact is, there is no empirical evidence that AM have smaller penises.

HINT: (just because something happens to be posted on the internet doesn't mean it's true)
Matty

Seriously! Someone needs to change this, because according to this falsified chart; I'm below average.
Xander

hahaha, good to see this topic addressed semi-legitimately. definitely enjoyed the read
csc3

i think this is one of those threads that's... useless without pics. yes?
Matty

Because everyone needs a daily dose of dangling ethnic man meat!!!
johnklin

I remember coming across this story a few years ago:

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
anthony8484

i am italian and very small compared to my friends, even my asian friend are much bigger then me!!
Confuse_Us

Is there a link to the actual study in the BMJ? I followed the link from the Buzzfeed article and did a search (not particularly thoroughly, I'll admit!) but couldn't find anything. Methinks the chart is not for real. Besides, if the study was carried out in the UK, the term "Asian" means something completely different to what it means in the U.S.
Nan333

It's a hoax.
moye

Small penis or not, that man has powerful sperm. 8 kids!
Ben Hwang

Although it could have been that Kate was just super fertile. I thought that they had actually done invitro though. Which then makes sense why it was as such since they basically put the eggs on ice and do it to a bunch of them and see which ones take. Could be wrong, but I thought I read that somewhere about their situation.
moye

No, it was in-vitro. I was just kidding.
Ben Hwang

Wait... so that means... they actually probably never had sex for those 8 kids! So no one really knows how big his penis is! :p
johnminh

It's not that Jon G has a small penis. It's that all the women he's hooked up with have big vaginas.
kojistevensakai

hehehe.. I was thinking the same thing!
Ben Hwang

I'm not even going to ask how you actually know this.
jozjozjoz

I hope you weren't doing all that google searching about penes at work.
Ben Hwang

Just reading this post is probably NSFW already. lol
Christopher Filkins

I believe this is a myth. For decades the only birth control available in Japan was condoms. Because of the high level of quality and high level of money spent on R&D in the Japanese condom industry Japan condoms have long come in more sizes and shapes than can be found in other countries. So for instance if you go into a store selling condoms in Tokyo chances are very good they will carry far more smaller sized condoms than you would find anywhere else. But this is not because there are more smaller sized guys in Tokyo rather it is because the condom industry there markets more effectively than other places.

All of that being said I recently posted some work I did on a data set of 27,000 men's penises. While I did not cross index for race you might find the results of interest.

http://secure.condomania.com/Rankings/
mike_le

Your URL suggestion disturbs me. It parses in my head as "AsianShaveLargePenes.com".
kojistevensakai

opps... that's actually (unintentionally) funny!
erika888

I always figured the whole size thing was a myth because I've never personally had experience with it, and my friends who have dated or married Asian guys have always said their SOs were average, or occasionally more than average. :P

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