Thank God for Taiwan. First they gave us a CGI rendition of the Tiger Woods scandal and the Conan O’Brien vs. Jay Leno war. Now they’re taking on former Vice-President Al Gore, who is accused of sexually harassing a masseuse in Portland four years ago. According to her statement to police, she called him a “sex-crazed poodle” after his weird advances and requests for a happy ending.
Normally, stories like this would be read with interest in the National Enquirer, but thanks to creative news outlets and YouTube, we can watch what supposedly happened in the hotel room. I’ve always wanted to know what weird looking Al Gore looked like while trying to fondle a weird looking massage lady! Who knew sexual harassment seemed like an old Benny Hill skit? Oh, Al Gore. He’s so silly.