ZOMG. I’m totally getting some of these Neurowear “necomini” ears that can move based on your brain signals. No, not for my wife. For ME. Yes. I’ve always had this secret fantasy of being cosplaying as Naoto from FLCL and some hot white girl with pink hair is going to beat me with a bass guitar and a portal will appear out of my forehead where phallic objects will appear.
Shh. Don’t tell anyone.