DUDE WTF ASIA: CloneFactory’s Creepy Dolls Look Just Like You!

Welcome to the Uncanny Valley, population you. From our good friends at LaughingSquid, Japanese company CloneFactory will make a 20″ tall doll that looks EXACTLY like you, for about $1750. So it’s still a doll, with the little arms and legs. But with your face and clothes. AND YOUR SOUL.

Clearly, I had to get Moye’s take on this over Instant Messenger. Which you can read, after the jump.

Moye: I feel like there are already 10 other stores like this on Etsy.

Ernie: What? The creepy face dolls? Really?

Moye: I’m half kidding. But there are a lot of artist who make cutesy caricatures of yourself.

Ernie: Yeah, these aren’t cutesy though. These are more like, wake up in the middle of the night and the doll comes six inches closer to you, while it whispers, “If i can’t love you, no one will.”

Moye: “I don’t love you because I am you.”

Ernie: “And because I hate myself I hate you, too.” [stabby motions]

Moye: “I look like a disappointment because I look like you.”

Ernie: High five, we just wrote a Korean horror movie!

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About Ernie

I'm the creator of 8 Asians and one of the editors. While I'm a regular blogger to the site as well, think of my role as Barbara Walters on "The View," except without the weird white hair. During the day, I'm a Developer for a major Internet company and live in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've also been writing in my blog, littleyellowdifferent.com, for seven years.
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