Brenda Song is NOT pregnant by but engaged to Trace Cyrus

Last week it was announced that Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus will enter the world of matrimony — and to that, I have to say “YAY!”

What better way to announce the engage than via social media. Trace tweeted the following:

I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!

After the whole episode of “Is she or isn’t she impregnated by Miley Cyrus’s bro” I was getting worried that we were running dry on Brenda Song news. Now, with this engagement announcement, Song is back into the Asian American entertainment limelight.

I believe that Moye and I are the only ones on the 8Asians team that have a bizarre , yet healthy, obsession with Brenda Song. (We especially like this video of her giving a tour of her closet). I never watched her in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, but I did thoroughly enjoy her turn as the semi-psycho and horny girlfriend in The Social Network. That’s when I fell in love with her.

Before we know it, she WILL be pregnant and will produce a Disney spawn that will continue the legacy of Song/Cyrus greatness.

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About Dino-Ray

Dino-Ray Ramos is a movie hobbit, social media swaggerist, pop culture junkie, smart-mouthed Asian American warrior, and a well-rounded inhaler of all things entertainment. After uprooting from Texas, he migrated to San Francisco where he shares his irreverent take on high and low brow aspects of culture. In addition to feeding he writes for, Hyphen Magazine and the San Francisco Chronicle. You can also boost his self-esteem by following his musings on Twitter
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