Our internal e-mail lists have us discussing all kinds of stuff: Asian American identity, representation in the media, the experiences of activism in an academia setting and its progression as we transition to the working, adult world. And sometimes, we talk about WTF happened in this article about a Chinese man who had an eel surgically removed from his bladder after it swam up his penis during a beauty spa treatment.
Mike: My penis hole just clenched.
Moye: I wonder if he was circumcised.
Ernie: **walks away from unagi lunch plate**
Susan: *takes Ernie’s unagi lunch plate*
Moye: Eel sauce = new lubricant?
Joz: Was he swimming NAKED in a pool of eels? If so, TOTALLY his fault. NO SYMPATHY.
Xxxtine: I was hungry … and now I’m not.
Efren: I’ll never be able to look at unagi the same way again
Hope you guys weren’t hungry either!