I used to play with garden snails all the time as a kid, collecting them, feeding them, and racing them. They are the cutest little things. But letting them crawl across my face as an anti-aging salon treatment? Um, thanks but no thanks.
I recently finished reading a health book called The Body Fat Solution by Tom Venuto, and his recommendation for the fountain of youth is exercise, specifically weightlifting. Maybe these ladies need to stop paying for snails to crawl on their faces and get their marshmallow butts into the gym for some real anti-aging treatment on the bench press. Just saying.