Hellen Jo “Aswang Ghost” Watercolor Print

Yum, newborn infant blood! According to artist Hellen Jo, an “aswang” is a shapeshifting Filipino vampire who feeds off of unborn babies and enjoys passing the time by flying around with no legs and hunting for pregnant women. Sounds like a blast! Her watercolor print ($25) is the perfect combination of Asian ghostly scare and chubby baby love… right?

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Jeepney “Magnum P.I. 2” Shirt

Tom Selleck is timeless. Sometimes, he even hangs out in front of waterfalls and sandwiches. But wait – P.I. is also short for the Phillipine Islands! Now you can take your love of all things P.I. to the extreme with this Magnum P.I 2 shirt from Jeepney ($24), featuring the sun from the Filipino flag made from guns. (Oh damn, bling and a pop culture reference.) It’s also available in white.

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Komodokat’s Dim Sum Bracelet

Everyone loves dim sum! So why not wear it on your wrist? Komodokat on Etsy is offering this adorable charm bracelet ($24) featuring our favorite Chinese dim sum dishes hand crafted from clay.

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Tila Tequila Attempts Suicide, may be on Celebrity Rehab

Oh, Tila Tequila. Remember when people took her seriously? (Okay, maybe “half-seriously” as opposed to “none-seriously” today.) We praised her ability to market herself from just being “a simple import model” around three years ago, but then she went batshit crazy, got choked (or maybe not) by her boyfriend and then her lesbian wife died of an overdose of diabetes. (Or maybe not.)

Now she has tentatively blamed an alter ego for a suicide attempt and is reportedly on the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. Wow, this would all be really ABCs after-school special or tragic my-life-in-three-minutes rocker music video; all we need is another Asian girl who’s just as much of a hot mess as she is.

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Healthy API Representation at 2010 MTV Movie Awards

By Vanessa

Amidst the numerous glittery ensembles and awkward scripted antics of celebrity presenters, the 2010 MTV movie awards this past Sunday featured a surprisingly healthy number of Asian male actors as presenters, nominees and winners.

The panel of heavy-hitters included host Aziz Ansari of Parks and Recreation, a “wildcard” choice Ken Jeong from The Hangover, Jackie Chan, and Rain, the Korean pop star from Ninja Assassin.

Aziz exhibited his versatility by going through more outfit changes than Christina Aguilera, ranging from a dapper tuxedo to an outfit that seemed one-part Snoog Dogg, one-part Karate Kid.

Ken Jeong, teary-eyed and refreshingly energetic, gave an emotional speech as he accepted his award for “Best WTF moment” in The Hangover.

As for Rain, perhaps his popularity is more concentrated within the Korean circles or perhaps I’ve been living under a rock, but my only exposure to Rain has been through The Steven Colbert Show, in which Colbert challenged Rain to a much-publicized dance-off after losing a popularity contest featured in Time magazine. But apparently Rain is considered a huge sex symbol in Asia, so it was quite refreshing to see that he won the award for “Best Badass Actor,” presented by Jackie Chan, no less. This award will definitely help to cement his crossover appeal to American audiences though it will be interesting to see if his apparently enormous sex appeal in Asia crosses over too.

But let’s talk frankly here. With two counts of desexualized Asian goofballs (Aziz and Ken) and two “ninja” martial arts stars (Jackie and Rain), we’re really branching out in terms of representation in the media, aren’t we? It seems like the only place in society for Asian male actors has to fit neatly in those two categories. I mean, Ken’s performance running around naked as a flamboyant Chinese gangster in The Hangover was brilliantly funny, but it doesn’t really help to dispel any stereotypes about Asian men in the US.

Have we made any progress since Jackie Chan? And where are the women? I don’t think it’s about roles being created specifically “for” Asian actors, especially since Ken Jeong has said he always gets roles intended for “50-year-old white men”, but the fact that he had to adopt an accent and bring out some Kung-Fu moves in The Hangover is telling. I’m hoping to see more diversified roles in the future for Asian actors, but happy that at least we’re getting some face time in the media.

Vanessa lives in New York City and works in marketing in the beauty industry. In her free time, she moonlights as a writer and unauthorized restaurant critic with a voracious appetite for travel, fashion, cringe-worthy reality television, and all things Asian-American.

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The Daily Show’s Segment on the “Confucius Classroom”

As we’ve blogged before, there is a growing interest in America amongst parents, kids and college students studying Chinese due to explosive economic growth of China — with local and state budgets shrinking, many communities are challenged to fund their schools properly.

Perhaps recognizing this, the Chinese government has been funding and subsidizing Chinese language and culture programs known as the “Confucius Classroom” in the United States the past few years. Given the xenophobic nature of some misguided Americans these days, many are up in arms over this. The Daily Show’s “news correspondent” Asiv Mandi does a hilarious investigative piece on such a program in Hacienda Heights, California earlier this week on the ridiculousness that these Chinese language and culture programs may spread Communistic ideals to students – especially since the curriculum is public and open for review, and that all teaching is being done by certificated California teachers.

True to Daily Show fashion, the opponent of the program comes across as a complete idiot while being interviewed. Jay Chen, a vice-president of the school board and an Asian American born-and-raised in Hacienda Heights, does a dignified job of defending the program and dismissing Mandi’s humorous attempts to get Chen to admit he’s a Chinese turncoat. And I just love how the kids respond to Asiv Mandi’s line of questioning.

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Hot New Trend in China and Japan: The Male Bra

One of big online shopping sites in China, taobao.com, reports that male bras, imported from Japan, are a hot item.  In Japan, they are apparently a hot seller (as you can see in the video), even for the steep price of $30 per bra.  The bras are apparently popular with cross dressers and metrosexuals who need to support sagging male pectorals, also known as manboobs or moobs.   Thin men who want to beef up their chest are also said to be customers.  Interesting trend, especially as a school in Chinese is trying to make boys more masculine.

There was a request on the internal 8asians e-mail list that I post a picture of myself in a man bra, but some felt that me in a bra would be far too disturbing an image.

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Martin Hsu “Urban Cleansing” T-Shirt

In lieu of today’s environment, it’s no wonder that Buddha is donning a gas mask in this Urban Cleansing T-shirt design ($26) from artist Martin Hsu — and just in time for the BP oil spill, too! Make your statement without going literally green (and looking like a douche, while you’re at it.) Printed on American Apparel shirts, it’s available for both men and women sizes.

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Otamatone Musical Instrument Toy

It’s a toy! It’s a musical instrument! No, it’s both! Those piano lessons from your youth may be over, but now you can try your hand at the Otamatone ($45.95), which looks more like a toy than it does anything else. Shaped like a musical note, the Otamatone sounds kind of like a theremin with a cute mouth that you can squeeze to “sing.” Check out the video demonstration here, and buy yourself one on Amazon.

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Fat Rabbit Farm’s Book: Babee and the Valley of the Hungry Ninjas

Once upon a time, Babee and Blanket went on a journey to discover the Legendary Golden Cupcake, protected by the frightful Hungry Ninja guardians. And so the story begins in Fat Rabbit Farm’s Babee and the Valley of the Hungry Ninjas ($26), written by playwright, screenwriter and comic book author Nicholas Doan and illustrated by Patty Variboa, one half of the duo behind Fat Rabbit Farm. The book comes out on August 2nd, 2010 but get your pre-orders in today; we need to make sure our children understand the dangers of hungry ninjas ASAP.

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Smell of Chinese Herbs Mistaken for “Toxic Chemicals,” Stops SFO Flight

Anyone who grew up a child of Chinese immigrants can probably relate to the embarrassment of having to use medicines that aren’t commonplace in American society, especially those that leave an unmistakable odor. Just this week, the smell from Chinese medicinal herbs on board United flight 972 caused the plane to undergo a delay for a second security check, once a flight attendant caught a whiff of the herbs (which she described as a toxic chemical smell) in a carry-on bag. The owners of the bag containing the herbs were an elderly Chinese couple. They were not charged and the plane eventually made its way to its final destination of Chicago.

While I’ve never experienced anything that embarrassing due to Chinese medicines, I’ve had my share of history and ridicule for using wan-jian-you (tiger balm); seirogan (a creosote based laxative); and salonpas (pain relieving patch). All of these produced a highly distinct odor and were immediately noticed by my non-Chinese classmates during my school years. To store these medicines, I’ve often put them in double ziploc bags, but usually even that doesn’t do much to contain the odor.

As offensive as the smell is of many of these medicines, I still rely on them to get the job done. I just haven’t found any American medicines that are as effective at producing results as my Asian medicine standbys. So I guess I will continue to offend others with my unmistakable odor.

I’m sure there are other equally offensive Asian medicines out there, and plenty of stories to go with them. Lucky for me, while my smell may have offended others, I never stopped a plane from leaving for its destination.

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