The Great Divide: Class Distinctions, Denial and the Asian American Experience

Reading Min Jin Lee’s “Free Food for Millionaires” had me thinking about class and how it factors into the Asian American experience. I thought of all the Asian Americans I know, correlating their socioeconomic class with how they behave today and from all that speculation, grappled with the following question: When will we realize the grass isn’t greener on the other side?

Inner-city bred Asians who have the brains and ambition to get out of their ghettos pull out all the stops to get themselves into ivy leagues or notable institutions of higher education, even if it means exploiting affirmative action. Once there, they bend over backwards to climb the social ladder. To present a case study, I cite the archetypal fellow who grows up in the back alleys of Chinatown, goes to M.I.T. by taking out exorbitant private loans, then tries desperately to appear “white-washed,” like the suburbanite Asians he met in college, because that in his mind somehow correlates with upper middle class status. Such a fellow becomes fixated on the way he speaks–taking pains to enunciate the way a blue-blooded American would, and lose that inner-city slang or even accent he spoke with in his youth. He is obsessed with “sounding white,” “appearing white,” and if you ever casually tell him he in fact “sounds Asian,” he will begin to hyperventilate with paranoia. If they can, they will move to white suburbia where they may live out the rest of their lives denying their humble beginnings. If they could, they would dissociate from the Asian community altogether.

On the other hand, you have the upper-middle class suburbanite Asians who spent their childhoods and adolescence pampered with every material comfort your mind can think of, who went to a private all-white prep school, and who now, in their young adulthoods, have moved from their suburban permanent addresses to a run-down studio in the heart of a big city where the Asian population is 99.9%. They’ve become the hipsters and emo kids who shun wealth, shun the academy, glorify all things Asian, and who may even become an activist in a non-profit organization to help the indigent yellow plebeians. (Ever notice how almost every grassroots Asian-interest organization is run by whitebread Asians who are otherwise completely detached from the life experiences of those Asians they claim to represent?) They rant ad nauseum on marginalization, racial inequality, lack of voter turnout from the APA community, but never take the time to understand the existential struggles of working class Asians and why, maybe, these people don’t have the privilege of ranting on marginalization, racial inequality, or voting blocks.

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Louderfasterfunnier: 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors comedy show in LA

i’m posting about this primarily because i don’t think i can make it to the show myself, so i’m hoping to live vicariously through some other people who can actually check it out.

said show is louder! faster! funnier! and i haven’t seen it or read any of it, but based on the excellent use of exclamation points in title, coupled with track record of the 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors — the sketch comedy group writing & performing L!F!F! (you’ll notice i’ve taken the unusual step of preserving the punctuation marks within my abbreviation of the title — that’s cuz i think outside the box [i’m hapa, it can’t be helped]) — i am highly recommending that you go see this show if going to burbank between 10/25 and 11/11 falls within the realm of possibility for you.

[note to any 18MMW who may somehow end up reading this because of some periodic google searches about yo’selves to see what kinda dirt’s being said: your show better not suck or i will lose face.]

seriously: the 18mmw write & perform original, incisive, topical (yet, ah, timeless), irreverent, high-larious stuffs (god i hate it when my sincere description of something sounds like a cliched review but ah well), with no bitching & moaning or crappy ethnic studies & identity 101 pieces that make you want to impale yourself (which isn’t to say that race/ethnicity/identity aren’t addressed in their material, they are, just not in a crappy way that makes you want to impale yourself), so i’m real pleased they are doing another show.

if you aren’t familiar with their work, or if you are but would like to spend a Most Enjoyable next few minutes, here’s a clip of one of their classics, “world cup”:
World Cup 2002


Add to My Profile | More Videoscrap, did that work? if not here’s the link.they’ve got more clips on their myspace page, and here’s their website.

oh, and here are details for L!F!F!,as copied and pasted from their website.
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Goodness Gracious Me: An Outstanding BBC Sketch Comedy TV Series

Goodness Gracious MeHats off once again to BBC for delivering fantastic programming. I stumbled upon “Goodness Gracious Me” at random and love it! I can’t get enough. Per its Wikipedia entry, the show comprises Saturday-Night-Live-like acts which explore “the conflict and integration between traditional Indian culture and modern British life.” Some acts reverse the roles to view the British from an Indian perspective while others poke fun at Indian stereotypes.

My Three Picks to Begin Your Goodness Gracious Me Immersion:

1. Typical Asian Parents – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFL0w1ruiCM

2. Gay Son – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjNmXkzuYrg

3. Rehabilitation – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-AQizNJpo

And those were hard to pick, because I really love them all. Like the one on reverse micro-aggression, a sketch that satires how white Westerners butcher transliterated Asian names by reversing the roles. The Christmas Special ones are hilarious, as are the sketches of the grandfather who thinks everything originates from India. Other top faves: “The Meaning of Being a Sikh” and “The Meaning of Being a Hindu.”

These don’t even cover my favorites. The ones set in the women’s shelter about cultural defense are a riot. Also check out the world-famous sketch, “Going Out for an English.” The Wikipedia entry for it: “They mispronounce the waiter’s name, order the blandest thing from the menu (apart from one of them, who opts for the safer option of a curry) and ask for 24 plates of chips. This parodies the often-drunk English people ‘going out for an Indian’, ordering chicken phall and too many papadums.”

Definitely give some attention to Goodness Gracious Me. I’m floored at how hilarious and well thought out this show is. Here in the States, we have nothing even near its equivalent.

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POP 88 #11 – Thanksgiving Pt.1 – It’s ENHANCED!

popcast88-sq.gifHappy Thanksgiving Everyone! (Remember, I’m Canadian.) Your requests played on this all-new, all request, Thanksgiving Special. ENHANCED with more juice!

Chapters, Pictures and Links are embedded into the show and can be played on your iTunes and any Photo or Video iPod. Please let me know what you think.

Feedbacks, suggestions, comments and requests, please leave a comment or send an email to christine [at] popcast88.com.
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She extracts vanilla from cow dung

Mayu YamamotoIn one of the oddest stories I’ve heard all week (and it’s still Tuesday) a Japanese researcher named Mayu Yamamoto was recently awarded the 2007 IG Nobel Prize for her unique find. She is a Japanese researcher who found a way to extract vanilla from cow dung. Apparently cow dung will be able to cut the costs of the pricey vanilla scent. That’s a great association to have the next time I have a bowl of vanilla ice cream and hot fudge. Apparently, Mayu says she does not expect the extract to be used in food. She says:

…this component is exactly the same but it would be difficult for people to accept it in food, given the recent rules of disclosing the origins of ingredients.

Well Mayu, thanks for the clarification. Next time I’m eating some vanilla ice cream, I’ll be glad to know that I’m not eating a bowl of bullshit. Now if there way a way to extract the bull shit from the Oval office, I’d truly be impressed.

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Who Is the Asian Princess?

She keeps her figure slim and clothed in designer labels. Her well-manicured fingernails tap gingerly on her crossed arms as you try in vain to impress her with your wit. You do everything you can to make her feel pampered and special, but she’s seen all this before, a dozen times over. Unless her aloof grace and ice queenish demeanor is her way of expressing interest, you’ve lost the game. All hail the Asian Princess, the bane of an Asian man’s existence.

That, at least, has always been my imagination of the Asian Princess. Yet I’ve heard the term applied in so many dissimilar contexts that I really don’t have a handle on what, exactly, defines an Asian Princess. And that is what this post will document: my search for a comprehensive definition of the Asian Princess.

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Bionic Woman: Looks Like Starbuck Has Yellow Fever

So I’ve been watching the first few episodes of Bionic Woman on NBC, and last night’s episode, I see Korean-American Will Yun Lee‘s character, Jae Kim, who gets some “action” with blond Katee Sackhoff‘s character Sarah Corvus. Sackhoff is better known for her role as Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica.

Bionic Woman: Jae Kim Getting Some Action from Starbuck

When I was watching this scene, I was wondering – wow, I wonder when the last time I saw an Asian-American male who “scored” with a Caucasian female on prime time network television? Probably never! And an Asian-American woman with a non-Asian male – probably every season? Sackhoff ‘s character having a relationship with Lee’s character doesn’t  necessarily mean she has yellow fever, but I thought the sensational title posting might also catch your attention :-).

It’s nice to see Will Yun Lee starting to break down some sterotypes of Asian-American males (though in Bionic Woman and in real life, Lee does know martial arts). Personally, as far as hot Caucasian women on Battlestar Galactica go, Tricia Helfer is more my type.  At first, I didn’t think Grace Park was all that attractive until I saw her in some non-Battlestar Galactica photos, like here in Maxim

You can take a look at the scene for yourself online – the cool thing this television season is that a lot of full episodes are now available on the networks’ websites: http://www.nbc.com/Bionic_Woman/video/episodes.shtm (Minute 35:30 in Episode #2). Bionic Woman itself is okay – I really don’t recall the original series. It’s funny it the premiere episode, how quickly Bionic Woman recovers from surgery and is back to her “normal” life.

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Chinese Game Console Imitation

Chintendo Vii I got to hand it to Chinese companies: they sure have the art of imitation down. Movies, music, software, clothes, automobiles, and of course, electronics.

You may already know about the Meizu M8 and its GUI. (There’s even a case of an imitation of an imitator. Love it!)

A friend just told me about the Chintendo Vii.

Chintendo. Vii. Ha! What a great name for a rip-off! What will they think of next? The “Praystation Won”? The “Microshaft XCOX 180”? HA!

(I can’t take credit for those other names; clever commenters did).

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Sunday 10/7: Taiwan Film Festival @ Stanford (free)

I just got an Evite regarding a free Taiwan Film Festival this Sunday, October 7th at Stanford from 2 pm to 9:45 pm:

2:00 pm Shonenko, 2006, 64 minutes
3:20 pm The Affairs of Three Cities: The Game, 2006, 66 minutes
4:30 pm Panel discussion on identity issues involving Taiwan, China, and Japan
7:00 pm The Human Comedy, 2001 116 minutes
9:00 pm Q&A with director Hung Hung, with comments by Professor Ban Wang.

Location: Cubberley Auditorium, 485 Lasuen Mall (map of Stanford)

More details here: http://ceas.stanford.edu/events/taiwan_film_festival_10_7_2007/

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The Origins of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Logo

A friend of mine in Taiwan emailed me this, who got it from a friend. I have no idea where it came from, but since 8Asians.com is already banned in China, I thought some of you might find this cartoon kind of funny, in a twisted sort of way 🙂

2008 Beijing Olympics

As you know, China doesn’t exactly have the best human rights record (nor does the U.S. for that matter), and executed about 5,000 prisoners last year.

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“Desperate Housewives” clip infuriates Filipino Americans

Filipinos are up in arms because of the last Sunday’s episode of “Desperate Housewives”. An email has been forwarded throughout the Filipino community written by Kevin Nadal, calling out the writers responsible for the disparaging remarks. Teri Hatcher’s character, Susan, was told by her gynecologist that she might be hitting menopause. Susan responded by saying, “Can I just check those diplomas because I just want to make sure that they are not from some med school in the Philippines.”

I’m normally not one to be easily offended by such rousings, but this one remark takes slight at the hardworking immigrants and men and women in the Philippines who consistently strive and work hard in whatever they do. This takes aim at the thousands of smart, industrious Filipinos, who study to achieve better positions here in the United States. I touched upon this in a previous entry a few months ago, in a blog entry about Opportunity vs. Nationalism. The writers, in one slight to seem witty and comedic at the expense of hardworking men and women, demean the efforts of a country and it’s people and purvey a notion that the Filipino medical industry that is second rate.

This is far from the truth, when you see the number of Filipino doctors and nurses in the medical industry. You might want to watch yourself, Terri Hatcher. The next time you need medical attention, the hardworking nurse or doctor in front of you will most likely be Filipino.

The original email written by a Kevin Nadal, after the jump.
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Admissions, Decisions

I have nothing queer to say as of late, life as a berliniamsburg hipster douchebag (lies, i live in harlem) has kept me so busy i’ve dropped my finger off the pulse of the map. Foreign affairs? Public sphere? Ahmadinejads? Background noise, rly. Currently drafting the umpteenth…erm, draft of my PhD Statement of Porpoise. Much like the story of my life, the writing is not going well. Friends continue to urge me to play the racial card — you know, just to get in, snare funding, then later after you are fully vested switch to something different. I hate that approach but with all the sneaky minorities out there taking up prime slots with sad life stories about immigration, loss of the homeland, death, moms and dads working in saw mills, siblings sold into prostitution, unfelicitous amputations, debilitating crises of normative affect, their oh-so earth shattering discovery of diasporic literature at age 4 (an awakening contemporaneous with the death of Math and Science), I cannot help but wonder if I should play the game that way. Which brings me to my question. Have you ever played the game that way? If so, can you pull some strings for me does it still bother you now that you are ginormous and successful?

(sidenote: you’d think nobody gives a rat’s ass about the humanities these days. while you are correct, rumor has it that Cornell fielded something like 500 apps for comp.lit last year for something like 6 spots. christ.)

In any case, I am still here and queer and according to my SoP, 100% AZN and ready to wage war on reprezentation… in the rarefied air of a steadily collapsing bubble.

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